@jeffgerstmann
Aaaaand now I'm downloading Far Cry 2.


@jeffgerstmann
I keep driving to the same spot, having a malaria attack, he seems to not have any pills, and I reset back to the first safehouse.


@jeffgerstmann
I feel like the game only showed me the "recover health" mechanic, not the "find pills" mechanic. Weird.


@jeffgerstmann
People keep saying "go to a church," but there's nothing like that on the map. Feels like I'm still in the first bits of tutorial? Dunno.


@jeffgerstmann
OK, driven the same direction four times to get to what I assume will be the tutorial for spotting mechanics, keep getting reset each time.


@jeffgerstmann
I'm... going to spend my time doing something else.

How much of a chump do you have to be to fail the fucking tutorial? Even Clint Hocking is confused.
I hope that when Gertsmann's actually reviewing something he pays more attention.