Community wisdom - collection of the knowledge bombs dropped over the net

[Bankrotas]

Jetpack = LA. TK him if he's near you, he's supposed to be flanking.
Skintight suit = Infil. Same.
Medpack = Medic. TK him if he ignores your request for heals.
No pack or anything = Engy. TK him if he ignores your requests for ammo.
Big bulky armor = HA. This guy wins the game, he's okay.

It took me, I'm ashamed to admit, like 2 weeks of play to realize who engineers were. I kept thinking they should have some pack-o-stuff or a wrench icon somewhere. But no, they just look like a basic dude with nothing special. Took me so long to figure out who I'm supposed to TK when no one is dropping ammo for me.

TK as in Team Kill? Are you fucking kidding me? That's not wisdom, it's damn arrogance and sick entitlement to something you'd never deserve after saying this seriously.

[sinister agent]

Jetpack = LA. TK him if he's near you, he's supposed to be flanking.
Skintight suit = Infil. Same.
Medpack = Medic. TK him if he ignores your request for heals.
No pack or anything = Engy. TK him if he ignores your requests for ammo.
Big bulky armor = HA. This guy wins the game, he's okay.

It took me, I'm ashamed to admit, like 2 weeks of play to realize who engineers were. I kept thinking they should have some pack-o-stuff or a wrench icon somewhere. But no, they just look like a basic dude with nothing special. Took me so long to figure out who I'm supposed to TK when no one is dropping ammo for me.

Well yes, obviously we know there are differences after several months of play. But they're not very clear at a glance or beyond short range.

[RIDEBIRD]

Jetpack = LA. TK him if he's near you, he's supposed to be flanking.
Skintight suit = Infil. Same.
Medpack = Medic. TK him if he ignores your request for heals.
No pack or anything = Engy. TK him if he ignores your requests for ammo.
Big bulky armor = HA. This guy wins the game, he's okay.

It took me, I'm ashamed to admit, like 2 weeks of play to realize who engineers were. I kept thinking they should have some pack-o-stuff or a wrench icon somewhere. But no, they just look like a basic dude with nothing special. Took me so long to figure out who I'm supposed to TK when no one is dropping ammo for me.

God bless the NC.

[BasicPauly]

TK as in Team Kill? Are you fucking kidding me? That's not wisdom, it's damn arrogance and sick entitlement to something you'd never deserve after saying this seriously.

Nah... this IS wisdom......

Giraffes... we have a new play-style and should adopt it from now on. The TR and NC are no longer our enemies... The enemy is a team mate who doesnt do his job!

Move out soldiers!

[QuantaCat]

Let vanu sort them out indeed.

[Danny252]

Let vanu sort them out indeed.

Is there anything that can't be solved by letting Vanu decide?

[Orius]

Indecisiveness.

[Marquise]

I always think that your zebra camo looks like a great big pyjama onesie. It certanly looks comfy, though I don't think it would camoflage you even amongst a herd of zebras...

Indeed, 'camo' is not the right word for it. Maybe 'costume' ?

I think the MAXes are getting used to the idea that friendly + stripes = repairs though, and the stripes are visible enough that they have no trouble finding me.

[QuantaCat]

Larger penis/bigger breasts. Thats what preacher surgeons are for.

[Bankrotas]

Larger penis/bigger breasts. Thats what preacher surgeons are for.

"Discover your true potential in under two weeks!"

[Cooper]

Larger penis/bigger breasts. Thats what preacher surgeons are for.

The less used "Setting number 8" on the nanite medigun.

Whatever you do, don't use 11 unless you are at least 10 metres away...

[QuantaCat]

now I finally remembered what they're called again "Techpriests". Yes. And Servitors.

Somehow, I imagine Vanu being the sortof insane warhammer 40kish inquisitors.

[Bankrotas]

Somehow, I imagine Vanu being the sortof insane warhammer 40kish inquisitors.

Insane ones no less.

[RIDEBIRD]

Man, you NC and TR guys should see our prayermeetings at the warpgate. Off the hook! Banging tunes, neon, human sacrifice and Vanu saying VANU IS WITH YOU constantly.

[QuantaCat]

...and rollerskate competitions!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEcMG2Jvx3k

[Bankrotas]

Been there, but NC guns washed away brainwash.

[innociv]

TK as in Team Kill? Are you fucking kidding me? That's not wisdom, it's damn arrogance and sick entitlement to something you'd never deserve after saying this seriously.

But it's fun. Need excuses to TK.

It really gets fun once you get 2 C4 and get to take revenge on those Magriders that don't care at all about all the friendly infantry they blatantly ram into.

If I only have 15 bullets left, and engineers are ignoring the "I need batteries" those 15 bullets are best spent on an ally engineer instead of going into the enemy to hope for one last kill before you die.
It's just simple economics, really.

On Jaeger, we also have some platoon leaders which don't see eye-to-eye whom sneak around and assassinate each other. They'll try to put c4 on their vehicles in the warpgate hoping they won't notice so they can blow it when they leave it. It's pretty hilarious and a lot more fun than zephyr spam one moment and lock on spam the next.

[Orius]

Larger penis/bigger breasts. Thats what preacher surgeons are for.

Interestingly enough, VS models have higher-poly TnA (AND size) than the other factions. T-Ray's way of showing bias.

[innociv]

I love how even the guy ones have those super genetically engineered asses. One thing PS2 does well is not being sexiest with it art. (But those voices, oh god no)

[Bankrotas]

But it's fun. Need excuses to TK.

It really gets fun once you get 2 C4 and get to take revenge on those Magriders that don't care at all about all the friendly infantry they blatantly ram into.

If I only have 15 bullets left, and engineers are ignoring the "I need batteries" those 15 bullets are best spent on an ally engineer instead of going into the enemy to hope for one last kill before you die.
It's just simple economics, really.

On Jaeger, we also have some platoon leaders which don't see eye-to-eye whom sneak around and assassinate each other. They'll try to put c4 on their vehicles in the warpgate hoping they won't notice so they can blow it when they leave it. It's pretty hilarious and a lot more fun than zephyr spam one moment and lock on spam the next.

God bless the NC.

Yes, indeed, I'm happy, he's vanu.