You're kinda like the guy who has to get his pedantic point across long after everybody else has gone on to discuss something more interesting.
It's all the more comedic when winning that detail doesn't change the point.
I'm not really sure what the point is. It doesn't seem particularly coherent to me nor has the thread moved on significantly.
I think of [the Internet] as a grisly raw steak laid out on a porcelain benchtop in the sun, covered in chocolate hazelnut sauce. In the background plays Stardustís Music Sounds Better With You. Thereís lots of fog. --tomeoftom