Just Another Day (In Hell)

[Dentharial]

He'll be using it tonight. I'm just passing through on my way out and will be returning in around 8 hours, at which point I hope to process the 1st turn and get it out to you all. We'll be moving soon!

[LowKey]

I was the first turn in on the last one! Turn done

[Dentharial]

And we're off!

Bad luck everyone!

[Heliocentric]

Monster Dog would like to discuss a few things about both himself and our new home. Firstly Monster Dog will talk about himself in First Person only when tired. Monster Dog's house is quite good, but someone needs to fix these cracks in the floor, someone might get hurt. Monster Dog's favourite avatar name is Monster Dog, "Sir Monocle" and "How u like me now" are shared second place, everyone else's names look like generic demon names out of a fantasy novel/game.

Monster Dog would additionally like to congratulate everyone on choosing different portrait pictures, its rarer than Monster Dog would like.

[Dentharial]

First post has been updated with the avatar names. Because I'm just that anal, it's even in the correct turn order!

Helio also had the bright idea of adding a text file to the dropbox with our steam names, if you want to, just to allow another avenue of plotting.

Skylander, Flatline and Lowkey, please claim which avatar is yours.

[X_kot]

I can't help but think of Helio's character as Murder Dog:

http://www.harmonyzone.org/MurderDogIV.html

[Heliocentric]

I can't help but think of Helio's character as Murder Dog

Monster Dog actually inspired Murder Dog retroactively. Interesting fact: Monster Dog was not born or even laid as an egg. Despite being male Monster Dog is legally registered as female and his (her?) own legal guardian, that is because while in the womb Monster Dog devoured his mother and father simultaneously at the moment of his conception.

[Flatline]

I'm "how you like me now?" since thats what i intend for other players in the game to be thinking.
I'm using the "Aryan Pride" avatar. The really buff , blonde hair guy with big pectorals and wings.

[Skydancer]

Sir Monocle will be looking down on you.

[Heliocentric]

Sir Monocle will be looking down on you.

But you'll never experience 3D cinema , Monster Dog on the contrary has constant5 dimensional vision and full dolby digital hearing.

[Skydancer]

But you'll never experience 3D cinema , Monster Dog on the contrary has constant5 dimensional vision and full dolby digital hearing.

But my normal sense of smell detects your stink half the map away. How's that!?

[Heliocentric]

But my normal sense of smell detects your stink half the map away. How's that!?

Monster Dog is hydrophobic, no not scared of water, I mean that chemically, water molecules are scared of Monster Dog.

First blood goes to Monster Dog. Monster Dog won't lie to you, it wasn't the most incredible battle of all time but Monster Dog is building up slowly otherwise he would just blow your mind.

[Heliocentric]

process the turn damn it!

[Dentharial]

It's done now! Not everyone was ready when I left for work this morning, and I was working late today.

[Heliocentric]

Monster Dog must be fed turns regularly or he will turn to the flesh of man.

[Dentharial]

Goddammit, Monster Dog, that PoP wasn't for you. *swats Monster Dog on the nose with a newspaper*

[Heliocentric]

Monster Dog suggests contacting your local zoning office as the property is marked as 'open for awesome'.

[Skydancer]

Harkonan, I see you.

[LowKey]

Right back acha fella

[Skydancer]

Har har. Bring it on.