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21-01-2013, 12:41 AM #1
Animal Kingdom THREAD [OFFICIAL]
Also excuse for posting stuff about honey badger..haha.
The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.
A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants!
... I take the lives of a few to protect the lives of many. I commit acts of war to preserve the greater peace. I take no joy in killing, but make no mistake; I'll do what needs to be done. Because it's my job. It's my duty. My name is Sam Fisher, and I am a Splinter Cell.
21-01-2013, 04:36 AM #2
I've seen a commercial about Nat Geo filming some stuff about Lemurs and boy, do they get high (this isn't the commercial I'm talking about btw)
apperently, millipede juice is like coke to them
21-01-2013, 11:23 AM #3
Haha animals are awesome,feel free to post any kind of stuff people ! :D... I take the lives of a few to protect the lives of many. I commit acts of war to preserve the greater peace. I take no joy in killing, but make no mistake; I'll do what needs to be done. Because it's my job. It's my duty. My name is Sam Fisher, and I am a Splinter Cell.
21-01-2013, 11:49 AM #4A brave heart and a courteous tongue. They shall carry thee far through the jungle, manling.
21-01-2013, 12:28 PM #5
21-01-2013, 06:08 PM #6... I take the lives of a few to protect the lives of many. I commit acts of war to preserve the greater peace. I take no joy in killing, but make no mistake; I'll do what needs to be done. Because it's my job. It's my duty. My name is Sam Fisher, and I am a Splinter Cell.
21-01-2013, 06:17 PM #7
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As far as animals are concerned, I never stopped wondering if Bigfoot is real... lol... been watching programs on Nat Geo about people in pursuit to find it but there were no videos to support Bigfoot exist.
21-01-2013, 10:26 PM #8
This is cute as well,Duck-Billed Platypus
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22-01-2013, 12:12 AM #9
I took a picture of a squirrel today. The noble king of the trees.
22-01-2013, 11:26 AM #10
Well you never met honey badger i guess..
Otherwise look at this cute things.
Now look how they hunt o.o
Shrikes are basically little chirping balls of feathers. They're round, pudgy, unimpressive looking songbirds with short, stunted beaks and nubby wings. They're relatively common all over the world, so you've probably seen one and didn't have a clue that it was a depraved psychopath. Shrikes are the tiny sadistic horror movie villains of the itty-bitty animal world.
If they ever make an all-bird version of The Goonies, Chunk will be played by a shrike.
These birds are famous for their hunting habits: They grab their prey, carry it back to a thorny tree, find a particularly long, sharp thorn, and impale the creature on it.
But wait, it gets better.
Better than impalement?
To attract a mate, a male shrike will go through a ritualized dance that includes feeding the female. Aww, that's so cute. Dinner and dancing? How can that be evil? Then he'll take her back to his place and show off his "larder." This is usually a thorn bush or cactus plant decorated with the impaled corpses of small lizards, mice, snakes, insects and other birds.
Tracks & Signs
"Yeah, it's a pretty nice dead bird, I guess. Once my stock options vest I'm upgrading to a dead eagle, though."
This is what will make or break the deal for him. If the moldering carcasses aren't fresh enough or if this macabre Christmas tree doesn't have suitable ornamentation, she'll move on. "Well I can certainly see where you were trying to go with this," she says while running a critical eye over a twitching, mostly-dead lizard who can't find the will to scream anymore. "Kind of a post-modern Michael Myers with subtle hints of Leatherface thrown in. It's nice, but I'm really more of a straight Freddy Krueger gal myself."
But if the she-shrike is touched by this thorny tapestry of tears and torment, then the two take a territory to terrorize together. By the way, the shrike genus was even named Lanius, which means "Butcher." We're guessing because "serial killer" didn't translate well into Latin.
22-01-2013, 12:44 PM #11
22-01-2013, 07:11 PM #12
Anyone saw interiour of penguin ? If not bellow..
22-01-2013, 10:40 PM #13
You know what's awesome? (It's nature)
22-01-2013, 11:29 PM #14
Nature programs with an american accent narrating sound wrong. No one ever dances on the british ones either.
22-01-2013, 11:32 PM #15
RPS pets pictures are required.steam: sketch
23-01-2013, 04:24 AM #16
you wanna get laid? Wear a tutu! Learn from the birds, gentlemen!
23-01-2013, 09:29 AM #17A brave heart and a courteous tongue. They shall carry thee far through the jungle, manling.
23-01-2013, 12:52 PM #18
This is bobbit worm,it can grow up to 3 meters and it spits toxic shit at you,which can eat your flesh to the bone. On top of that his jaws are so strong it can cut through wire,plus its kinda cute,yes ?
23-01-2013, 01:01 PM #19
It lives underwater. Are you sure it's a spitter?
Edit: regardless, it's evil!
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23-01-2013, 01:15 PM #20
It seems you are right men,they're water worms. I read in one article they can spit toxic out..damn you lying article!!