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    Cool Quotes From Games

    I got this idea watching trailer for FaceFactory Cinematic mod where whole trailer Dr. Breen from Half Life 2 is speaking and this is what he is saying:





    Dr. Wallace Breen: It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a collaborator, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of collaboration? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to collaborate is simply a refusal to grow - an insistence on suicide, if you will. Did the lungfish refuse to breathe air? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance. Would we model ourselves on the trilobite? Are all the accomplishments of humanity fated to be nothing more than a layer of broken plastic shards thinly strewn across a fossil bed, sandwiched between the Burgess shale and an eon's worth of mud? In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for mother's milk, when our true sustenance awaits us among the stars. And only the universal union that small minds call 'The Combine' can carry us there. Therefore I say, yes, I am a collaborator. We must all collaborate, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of unification. And reap we shall.






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    "Less talking, more raiding!"

    Pretty much the only spoken line in Mount & Blade Warband (okay, there were like two others), heard randomly when encountering sea raiders. I love it.

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    Those two quotes work very well in conjuction.
    Support for my all-pepperjack-cheese food bank charity drive has been lukewarm at best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shooop View Post
    Note to self, need to order more henchmen. Good ones this time!
    -The Joker in Batman Arkham Asylum
    THis one's cool. well said.lol

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    I like this one better. cool.lol.

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    "Awww, you spilt your Wodka."

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    "Once, lost a bet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake Sigar View Post
    "Awww, you spilt your Wodka."

    "How many gay cheetahs gave their lives for this jacket?"

    "You ever been a pushy woman in a heart of Arabia?"
    "Once, lost a bet."

    Thorton is suck a smug dickhole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake Sigar View Post
    "Awww, you spilt your Wodka."

    "How many gay cheetahs gave their lives for this jacket?"

    "You ever been a pushy woman in a heart of Arabia?"
    "Once, lost a bet."

    Thorton is suck a smug dickhole.
    You mean Thornton?

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    You look like you need a monkey.

    Most of NOLF and NOLF 2 dialogues are brilliant.

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    HK do you know what love is?
    "Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."

    Quote Originally Posted by Tikey View Post
    You look like you need a monkey.

    Most of NOLF and NOLF 2 dialogues are brilliant.
    It's true, it's true. It was actually a little bit hard to enjoy ordinary game dialogue for a while after playing those.
    (Incidentally, I made a mod for NOLF1, the primary purpose of which was to replace various immodest costumes and inappropriate jokes to make a more family-friendly man-shooter -- but a wonderful side effect of the voice editing I did is that the phrases "You look like you need a monkey" and "Would you care for a frosty beverage" show up in the game about 20 times apiece, now, and with all humility I assure you that the result is heartrendingly poetic and beautiful.)

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    Support for my all-pepperjack-cheese food bank charity drive has been lukewarm at best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berzee View Post
    (Incidentally, I made a mod for NOLF1, the primary purpose of which was to replace various immodest costumes and inappropriate jokes to make a more family-friendly man-shooter -- ...
    I like your sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tikey View Post
    You look like you need a monkey.

    Most of NOLF and NOLF 2 dialogues are brilliant.
    Did you just insult my monkey?


    War. War never changes.

    I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HK-47
    Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts.
    KotOR 2 is basically a Quotes Machine, but I enjoyed this one (along with the subsequent character-specific mockeries, but that's mainly funny because of the voices).

    I very much like a lot of Kreia's quotes, but they're all so...serious.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kreia
    It is such a quiet thing to fall... but far more terrible is to admit it.
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    Support for my all-pepperjack-cheese food bank charity drive has been lukewarm at best.

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