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    Cool Quotes From Games

    I got this idea watching trailer for FaceFactory Cinematic mod where whole trailer Dr. Breen from Half Life 2 is speaking and this is what he is saying:





    Dr. Wallace Breen: It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a collaborator, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of collaboration? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to collaborate is simply a refusal to grow - an insistence on suicide, if you will. Did the lungfish refuse to breathe air? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance. Would we model ourselves on the trilobite? Are all the accomplishments of humanity fated to be nothing more than a layer of broken plastic shards thinly strewn across a fossil bed, sandwiched between the Burgess shale and an eon's worth of mud? In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for mother's milk, when our true sustenance awaits us among the stars. And only the universal union that small minds call 'The Combine' can carry us there. Therefore I say, yes, I am a collaborator. We must all collaborate, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of unification. And reap we shall.






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    "Less talking, more raiding!"

    Pretty much the only spoken line in Mount & Blade Warband (okay, there were like two others), heard randomly when encountering sea raiders. I love it.

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    Those two quotes work very well in conjuction.
    Support for my all-pepperjack-cheese food bank charity drive has been lukewarm at best.

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    Nice head you have on your shoulderzch
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    Neverwinter Nights 2


    The Witcher 2

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    "Awww, you spilt your Wodka."

    "How many gay cheetahs gave their lives for this jacket?"

    "You ever been a pushy woman in a heart of Arabia?"
    "Once, lost a bet."

    Thorton is suck a smug dickhole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake Sigar View Post
    "Awww, you spilt your Wodka."

    "How many gay cheetahs gave their lives for this jacket?"

    "You ever been a pushy woman in a heart of Arabia?"
    "Once, lost a bet."

    Thorton is suck a smug dickhole.
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    Nalano H. Wildmoon
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    "Get out of there Roman you smell like cabbages"
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    Virtual Pilot 3Dô NEVER NOT SCAM!

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    You look like you need a monkey.

    Most of NOLF and NOLF 2 dialogues are brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HK-47
    Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts.
    KotOR 2 is basically a Quotes Machine, but I enjoyed this one (along with the subsequent character-specific mockeries, but that's mainly funny because of the voices).

    I very much like a lot of Kreia's quotes, but they're all so...serious.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kreia
    It is such a quiet thing to fall... but far more terrible is to admit it.
    Last edited by Berzee; 24-01-2013 at 05:23 PM.
    Support for my all-pepperjack-cheese food bank charity drive has been lukewarm at best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berzee View Post
    KotOR 2 is basically a Quotes Machine, so I just chose one of many.
    Oh dear god, you're totally right.

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    HK do you know what love is?
    "Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."

    Quote Originally Posted by Tikey View Post
    You look like you need a monkey.

    Most of NOLF and NOLF 2 dialogues are brilliant.
    It's true, it's true. It was actually a little bit hard to enjoy ordinary game dialogue for a while after playing those.
    (Incidentally, I made a mod for NOLF1, the primary purpose of which was to replace various immodest costumes and inappropriate jokes to make a more family-friendly man-shooter -- but a wonderful side effect of the voice editing I did is that the phrases "You look like you need a monkey" and "Would you care for a frosty beverage" show up in the game about 20 times apiece, now, and with all humility I assure you that the result is heartrendingly poetic and beautiful.)

    Last edited by Berzee; 24-01-2013 at 05:27 PM.
    Support for my all-pepperjack-cheese food bank charity drive has been lukewarm at best.

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    "I had a dream of my wife. She was dead, but it was all right."

    Also, the whole letter of Silent Hill 2 (spoilers, duh).

    Last edited by Kaira-; 24-01-2013 at 05:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berzee View Post
    (Incidentally, I made a mod for NOLF1, the primary purpose of which was to replace various immodest costumes and inappropriate jokes to make a more family-friendly man-shooter -- ...
    I like your sense of humor.

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    Bank Guard: Hey, Emilio, have you seen these new motion sensing lights?
    Emilio: No! What do they do?
    Bank Guard: When they detect movement, the light turns on!
    Emilio: Dat's-dat's amazing!
    Bank Guard: Like magic!



    Sam Fisher: [at a Japanese tea house, Sam has grabbed a guard from behind in a choke-hold] Bad news.
    Guard: Agh! I knew it! I knew there were ninjas around here!
    Sam Fisher: What?
    Guard: Yeah, you've gotta be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?
    Sam Fisher: Listen, I don't know what...
    Guard: Wow! A real, live, ninja! I can't believe it!
    Sam Fisher: Listen, I'm going to kill you if...
    Guard: *Wow*! Killed by a ninja... cool!


    Sam Fisher: Lambert, now that I got 50 million bucks with me, it's time to talk about a raise.
    Irving Lambert: Hmmm. 25 cents an hour and not a penny more.
    Sam Fisher: Deal.


    Sam Fisher: [after putting the exec. in a chokehold] Nice suit. Italian?
    Displace Executive: Grrgghhh... yes! Andretti!
    Sam Fisher: What?
    Displace Executive: Andretti; famous designer: men's suits and tuxedos.
    Sam Fisher: I'm not a tuxedo kind of guy.
    Displace Executive: Grrrrgghhhh... are you a spy?
    Sam Fisher: Yeah, the real kind, not the tuxedo kind. I'm the kind that makes you bleed all over your Andretti unless you give me information!
    Displace Executive: Oh, God!



    Guard: [after being taken captive by Sam at the ISDF Building] Who are you?
    Sam Fisher: I'm the good guy here to save your world
    Guard: I thought I was the good guy
    Sam Fisher: No, no you're the side with the super secret underground base and I'm the guy who's trying to break in to the base which makes me the good guy.


    Sam Fisher: [taking a Peruvian guard captive] You look important.
    Guard: I am loyal you will get nothing from me.
    Sam Fisher: Is that so? Hmm. It looks like you forgot to shave this morning, here let me help.
    [starts sliding his knife]
    Guard: Hey, what are you doing? OK. OK. What do you want to know?


    Irving Lambert: Looks like there's an active alarm system...
    Sam Fisher: Let me guess - three alarms and it's over?
    Irving Lambert: Of course not! This is no video game, Fisher.




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