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    Ok, as I don't have audio at work I watched the vid with the automatic subtitles.

    It was BRILLIANT.

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    Thief: TDP - goddamn near everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theblazeuk View Post
    "Screw Diego, Screw Korenchkin, Screw Tau Ceti 5. If anyone finds this, don't have any regrets on punching my clock. I was already gone."

    "They've killed my men and now they've killed me. I'm holding my guts inside me with both hands; I'm almost done. Resist. This is bigger than my little life, the lives of my men, and the lives of the people I was forced to kill. Resist. Humanity demands it. Resist."
    "With only a few short years of evolution, they've been able to conquer this starship, mankind's mightiest creation. Where were we after forty years of evolution? What swamp were we swimming around in, single celled and mindless? What if SHODAN's creations are superior to us? What will they become in a million years, in ten million years? What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it." - Prefontaine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theblazeuk View Post
    Bonus points for guessing the game:1. "Well, since that makes you my new boss, take a good look at Manderley's dead body. Consider that my resignation. I don't have time to write a letter."2."Oooo... big weapon, this. You over-compensating, maybe?"
    Pfft. You practically gave it away since you mention Manderley.I'm probably late but Deus Ex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voon View Post
    Pfft. You practically gave it away since you mention Manderley.I'm probably late but Deus Ex
    Perchance this twas more in jest than in earnest challenge sirrah

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    Lacroix: "Do you need assistance bringing the sarcophagus up to my office?"

    Player: "It was stolen, but there were lots of dinosaurs, so I had fun."

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    Pretty much anything from this Thief 2 bit:




    Also: not good dialogue, but a line that made me laugh out loud due to it's rubbishness:

    "This place needs decorating. IN BLOOD"
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    There's a distinct lack of Planescape: Torment quotes in this topic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Planescape: Torment
    Nordom: Attention, Fall-From-Grace. I wish to address your body.
    Fall-From-Grace
    : I beg your pardon?
    Nordom
    : Your body. Your form. Your reason for selecting it. Why?
    Fall-From-Grace: Why..? I suppose I find it comforting. Besides, I rather like the wings.
    Nordom
    : It would be more practical for you to assume the form of a modron. It is 13.27% more efficient; give or take +5.2%.
    Fall-From-Grace
    : Why, Nordom... are you trying to court me?
    Nordom
    : It was not my intention to initiate legal action against you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nameless One
    If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. I’ve seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag's heart half-circle. This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shooop View Post
    Note to self, need to order more henchmen. Good ones this time!
    -The Joker in Batman Arkham Asylum
    THis one's cool. well said.lol

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    Moxxi: That is a blatant violation of the rules! How can you stand by and watch this happen? Where is the Ref?!
    Torgue: WHAT THE FUCK IS A REF?

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    Sweet, sweet Maya. Can I see your skill build and gear Nalano?

    Also, Pandamonium from HoN is an endless reserve of entertainment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH2oCj3c5Zc

    Panda in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E16Fu5tCFUo

    Brilliant hero design.

    Anything from Grim Fandango really:

    "Manuel Calavera: Glottis... Glottis... is that a German name?
    Glottis: Oh, no. My roots lie not in any Earthly nation's soil. I am an elemental spirit summoned up from the Land of the Dead itself and given one purpose, one skill, one desire... TO DRIVE. Or, to change oil or adjust timing belts if no driving jobs are open."

    Salvador: We need carrier pigeons so the word of the revolution can spread across the land brought on the gossamer wings of freedom.
    Manuel Calavera: I myself would also like to spread across the land...

    Olivia Ofrenda: [reading a poem] With bony hands I hold my partner/ On soulless feet we cross the floor/ The music stops as if to answer/ An empty knocking at the door/ It seems his skin was sweet as mango/ When last I held him to my breast/ But now we dance this grim fandango/ And will four years before we rest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by khaz View Post
    Sweet, sweet Maya. Can I see your skill build and gear Nalano?
    I'm not at home in front of my gaming computer, but my build is something in the ballpark of this, where the class item fills in all the not-full abilities and grants party health regen.

    My gear is all orange/purple Maliwan SMGs/snipers, Maliwan loyalty trinket, switching between Bee and Firehawk shields depending on how much I'm getting shot at. If you see what an SMG can do on a Bee, you'll never use anything else.
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    Either chrome is broken or your link is broken. And I do indeed know what a Bee can do with a SMG. :)

    My Maya is either sniper rifles or SMGs. Nothing else. Pistols when desperate but thats about it. My Maya is hardcore damage, you have way too many points in heal/support for me. :D

    Edit: nvm, link fixed now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by khaz View Post
    My Maya is either sniper rifles or SMGs. Nothing else. Pistols when desperate but thats about it. My Maya is hardcore damage, you have way too many points in heal/support for me. :D
    I'm already overkill for damage. The heal/support is just in making things ridiculously easy in teamgames. Insta-rezzes from range, healing by shooting at enemies, healing by shooting my friends, healing by standing still and picking my nose... even the noobliest of noobs can be carried kicking and screaming to victory.

    EDIT: I took screenies of spec/gear.

    Spec | Mod | Relic | Sniper | SMG | Shield
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theblazeuk View Post
    Perchance this twas more in jest than in earnest challenge sirrah
    Oh, I know a joke when I see one. Just playing with you, man :)

    And seriously? Nobody posted this one yet?
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    This moment from Arkham City made me laugh.

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