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26-01-2013, 12:57 AM #61All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get Mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!weekendwarrio.rs - We've got more games than time...
26-01-2013, 03:23 AM #62Art blog here.
Stuffed with pokemon doodles. And arse. Enter at your own risk.
26-01-2013, 04:10 AM #63
26-01-2013, 05:16 AM #64
Ah right, sorry I haven't seen that.steam: sketch
26-01-2013, 06:47 AM #65
26-01-2013, 09:05 AM #66
Squeaky wheel gets the kick!
Ah, we are all heroes! You, and Boo, and I! Hamsters and rangers everywhere rejoice!
Feel the icy stare of my hamster and change your ways!
A dike? Oh no!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFA08BJUtPoWhy yes, I am one of those quiet psychotic types.
26-01-2013, 09:24 AM #67
Baldur's gate has quite a few excellent ones.
Why have you come? Is it to steal my riches? - or perhaps you seek to righteously punish me for my affront to your morality. It matters little, for you will do neither. Before I dispose of you in some horribly gruesome manner perhaps I should introduce myself. I am known as Davaeorn; I would ask you for your names but I care little to become acquainted with the dead. - Daveorn
26-01-2013, 09:46 AM #68
Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had before I blacked out: The thick smell of asphalt. And first thing I saw when I woke up, was her face. She said she'd fix my bike, free, no strings attached. I should have known then that things were never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen I think of two things: Asphalt, and trouble.
I'm not putting my lips on that.
Not with my box of bunnies.
This view defines true beauty.
No walls, my bike is my home.
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26-01-2013, 09:13 PM #69
Emissary Tar: "At last, someone who looks like they could be of some assistance! The assorted boobs and dimwits around here have been of very little help."
Player Character: "I'm afraid you have mistaken us for someone else. I'm Dimwit, this is my good friend Boob, and behind me you'll find Brainless and Moron. How do you do?"
Guard: "The entrance tax is 6 gold pieces for each party of travellers. Please announce your point of origin."
Player Character: "The mystical land of frolicking naked nymphs, where your every desire is granted by bald blubbering bugbears. Hee! Hee!"
Madman: "You want Yakman to sleep? Yakman never sleep!"
Player Character: "You never sleep? You must sleep. If you didn't sleep, it would drive you... oh."
Enna Hendrick: "Shoo! Them aren't yer chickens! Erlin! Erlin, someone's after the chickens!"
Player Character: "This is between us and the chickens, Ma'am, and I'm going to ask real nicely that you stay out of it."
Player Character: "Hi! I want to pass through your land!"
Kuo-Toa Leader: "Klodg do g'ith dal shaog gossath! Geetaaah!"
Player Character: (sigh) "This isn't going to end well, is it?"
26-01-2013, 10:13 PM #70"Why do humans hate non-humans?"
"Why do dicks go into cunts? It's the natural order of things."
10 char/“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic”
― Dylan Moran
26-01-2013, 10:45 PM #71
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27-01-2013, 05:39 PM #74
W40K: Dawn Of War 1
"I have awoken."
"I am ready to serve... again!"
"I will crush those who stand before me."
"It is better to die for the emperor than live for yourself."
"Die! Die! Die!"
"For the Emperor!"... I take the lives of a few to protect the lives of many. I commit acts of war to preserve the greater peace. I take no joy in killing, but make no mistake; I'll do what needs to be done. Because it's my job. It's my duty. My name is Sam Fisher, and I am a Splinter Cell.
27-01-2013, 09:49 PM #75
27-01-2013, 10:22 PM #76
I still haven't gotten around to complete Bloodlines as a Malkavian, but every time their dialogue is brought up I get more excited about doing it.
Fallout: New Vegas
27-01-2013, 10:59 PM #77
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cThe cool Company of Heroes quotes:
American sniper: "Heart or head, either way, Jerry's dead."
Same: "Boogie man on the move."
German Tiger: "Zey are scratching your paintjob, Helmut."
Same: "Jah, two inches of Russian steel still between my ribs."
The funny ones:
American Machine Gun crew: "Then don't lead them so damn much!"
American Rifle squad (piling into a building): "No stealing doilies this time Johnson!"
German Volks squad: "New MP-40s issued, children. Try not to shoot each other."
British Cromwell tank (stop poking me): "Gunner! Aim the turret at the giant camera in the sky!"
German King Tigerr: "You know, some people think we're compensating for something."
German Grenadiers: "Panzerschreck! Time for us to un-pimp zeir ride!
American Rangers: "I hear all the Nazis are 8 feet tall!"
German Volks: "You think all the Yankees are 10 feet tall? Let's find out."
Dawn of War series:
Harlequin: "Let your enemies fear, for a Harlequin of the Laughing God dances at your side."
Farseer: "If you ever want to see peace again, make war now with all your heart!"
Commissar Lord: "Be like General Tarsis of yore! Bulletproof and free of fear!"
Same: ""We are the dukes of our destinies, bestowed victory by our Emperor!"
Catachams: "This is what I call a target rich environment."
Same: "Take from them EVERYTHING!"
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28-01-2013, 12:37 AM #78Virtual Pilot 3D™ NEVER NOT SCAM!
28-01-2013, 09:21 AM #79
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Cool pic. I love stealth games. been a big fan of Tom Clancy games, all of them, ever since.
28-01-2013, 05:03 PM #80
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Bonus points for guessing the game:
1. "Well, since that makes you my new boss, take a good look at Manderley's dead body. Consider that my resignation. I don't have time to write a letter."
2."Oooo... big weapon, this. You over-compensating, maybe?"