It is a great privilege and responsibility.
I will choose the SPIRIT ANIMAL for whoever ends up being the last poster in the thread. You will inherit:
a pistol shrimp.
Note: If you have already received your SPIRIT ANIMAL but then make another reply, subsequently mentioned SPIRIT ANIMALS will pass you by, floating upwards through the thread, searching for someone in need. (Note note: I don't actually know if SPIRIT ANIMALS work this way. Sorry if I got it wrong, animals. >_>)