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    Secondary Hivemind Nexus Berzee's Avatar
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    Choose the SPIRIT ANIMAL of the poster above you.

    It is a great privilege and responsibility.

    I will choose the SPIRIT ANIMAL for whoever ends up being the last poster in the thread. You will inherit:

    a pistol shrimp.

    Note: If you have already received your SPIRIT ANIMAL but then make another reply, subsequently mentioned SPIRIT ANIMALS will pass you by, floating upwards through the thread, searching for someone in need. (Note note: I don't actually know if SPIRIT ANIMALS work this way. Sorry if I got it wrong, animals. >_>)
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    Support for my all-pepperjack-cheese food bank charity drive has been lukewarm at best.

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    Berzee, your spirit animal is a Caucasian Human.

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    Secondary Hivemind Nexus Berzee's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Protoman View Post
    Berzee, your spirit animal is a Caucasian Human.
    Merveilleux! Thanks, I'm satisfied with this! Though I admit it came as a surprise as SPIRIT ANIMAL LIFE COACHES often do!
    Support for my all-pepperjack-cheese food bank charity drive has been lukewarm at best.

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    Secondary Hivemind Nexus Nalano's Avatar
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    Based on that answer, Protoman, your spirit animal is a square of undyed clay.
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    Nalano's sprit animal is Phyllonorycter platani.
    I'm failing to writing a blog, specifically about playing games the wrong way
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    Hannah Minx breasts

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    I'm not sure that's an animal, but let's go with this.

    For pakoito, the fates have chosen the giant grenadier, Albatrossia pectoralis as your ectoplasmic companion

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    Harlander, your spirit animal is a SEA SLUG.

    Detachable penises ahoy! Be sure to use your companion's teachings and wisdom for the powers of good.
    A brave heart and a courteous tongue. They shall carry thee far through the jungle, manling.

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    Then, Ian, I choose the SPANISH SLUG for your spirit animal. Since detachable penises are your thing, I assume that everything associated with that is also your thing, and therefore, an animal that is hermaphrodite and has sex sessions that last days whilst the participants launch literal arrows of love at each other (I read too much popular science books) must obviously be your thing.

    Its a spanish slug since they are bald, which matches your avatar.

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    Searching for "most grizzly animal" in quotation marks led me to a blog post about dolphin slaughter, so Grizzly can have a Dolphin.

    (It also led me to a Twilight fanfic, but I refused to read that.)
    Irrelevant on further examination of the rest of the thread.

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    i am goat.
    ... I take the lives of a few to protect the lives of many. I commit acts of war to preserve the greater peace. I take no joy in killing, but make no mistake; I'll do what needs to be done. Because it's my job. It's my duty. My name is Sam Fisher, and I am a Splinter Cell.

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    So be it, DaftPunk! I will choose GOAT as you spirit animal! May the wisdom of this ectoplasmic companion with rectangular pupils fond of chewing carpets guide you...
    Art blog here.

    Stuffed with pokemon doodles. And arse. Enter at your own risk.

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    Secondary Hivemind Nexus Nalano's Avatar
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    On second consideration, the whole "caucasian human" spirit animal is a rather compelling concept, so long as we assume that spirit animals are specific representatives of their animal-kind, and as such Berzee's spirit animal is actually a chap named Eddie who happens to live just down the road.

    He tends to hang out at the pub mumbling to himself, but while everybody else just takes his musings to be gibberish, should Berzee locate this particular pub and glean his words, he would soon find that they're all deeply insightful assessments of his current situation as well as pertinent advice for his future.

    Likewise, while a lump of clay is rarely insightful due to being particularly unable to communicate, should Protoman stare at this particular square while under the effects of LSD...
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    Secondary Hivemind Nexus Berzee's Avatar
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    Wait, did NathanH get skipped or do two people have goats now?
    The spirit animal world is so confusing!

    Nalano: after work today I'll stop by some drinking establishments and ask everyone I meet, "Sir/madam, excuse me but, are you my spirit animal?"
    Support for my all-pepperjack-cheese food bank charity drive has been lukewarm at best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berzee View Post
    Nalano: after work today I'll stop by some drinking establishments and ask everyone I meet, "Sir/madam, excuse me but, are you my spirit animal?"
    There have been worse pickup lines.

    NathanH's spirit animal, consequently, is a daddy longlegs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nalano View Post
    NathanH's spirit animal, consequently, is a daddy longlegs.
    You know me too well.
    Irrelevant on further examination of the rest of the thread.

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    Wait, so whose turn is it now?

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    Someone needs to do Voon.
    Irrelevant on further examination of the rest of the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NathanH View Post
    Someone needs to do Voon.
    Quite right!

    Voon's spirit animal is a mole. Just because I think his avatar looks like a mole-bot.

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    Serenegoose, your spirit animal is a Wolverine. Decidedly NOT a goose, nor serene, this disconnect between what your spirit wills and the nature of your chosen identity must surely torment your soul more and more each passing day.
    I take photos of space and talk about it sometimes: http://ofspaceandthings.tumblr.com Also, I am making a game for which there is a development log: http://elegythegame.tumblr.com/

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