Rock, Paper, Shotgun

And lo, on this most glorious and radiant of days, did it finally happen. Someone – specifically, an Indie DB user named “Chentzilla” – devised a means by which to do violence to one another in, um, Farming Simulator 2013. It’s described as “front loader sumo fighting,” and based off a video of two particularly determined tractors matching both wits and steel, I’d say that sounds about right. See this fierce, majestic thing that will surely revolutionize the gaming, farming, and being alive industries in action after the break.

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What’s weird about the above image? I mean, other than that anyone paid for Medal of Whatever: Whatever Whateverer.

Don’t fuck with FARMING SIMULATOR 2013, yo.
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It’s important for us to remember that Farming Simulator 2013 comes out next week. Yes, this really is the the month for all the important releases that battle for your attention, and it’s hard to see how games from Arkane or Firaxis can really hope to compete with combine harvesters and some kind of potato-gathering machine.

Farming Simulator 2013 will be released on the 25th of October. It will, for the first time, introduce chickens and sheep to the arsenal of farmyard meat featured in the game. Let’s all try to remain calm until then. Put some soothing music on, make some herbal tea. There’s really no point in thinking about it too much. Needless to say, if you do want to make the wait more unbearable, there’s a trailer of the game in action below, showing off all the new open-world farming possibilities. It’s really something.
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