Posts Tagged ‘Advent 2013’

The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 12

Here it comes, with its lazy eye and its gammy leg. Take a seat before you do yourself an injury, you poor thing. Sit down and do what you so love to do – tell us about your family.
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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 11

There are many sights to see through this next door, which is the start of a very long journey indeed. If it snows, we’ll stop at the side of the road and watch the lights going by while the world sleeps. But always remember – business before pleasure.

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 10

No, for heaven’s sake, you can’t just walk straight through the door – they’ll see you. Come, over here, there is another way, for those who know how to reach it.
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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 9

The elves at the North Pole are unionising and some have even begun to strike at the front of Daddy Chrimble’s toy factory. It’s all on account of the latest addition to the machine room floor. They say its gears hunger for little elven fingers and they refuse to go near. Let’s take a look and see what all the fuss is about.

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 8

Way hay and up we rises, way hay and up we rises, too damned early in the morning for our liking.
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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 7

Christmas shopping is a pain. A leg-straining, brain-draining pain. If only there could be more than one of you. Then you’d also have time to bake those cookies, assault those obnoxious carolers with a rake, and ponder the link between body and soul or, indeed, if there is one at all. If only…

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 6

At Christmas, it is traditional for families to come together and share gifts, food, conversation and the occasional drunken slur. Behind this next door, everything is relative.

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 5

Where is it? Dammit, I know I put it somewhere. Hang on, it’s probably fallen down between the arm of the chair and the cushion… No. Damn! Where the bloody hell has it gone? Oh, is it behind this door?

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 4

Hmmmmmm. Okay. And just look into here… Thank you. Place your thumb here… Thank you. Okay. Yes. Yes, you can proceed to open door number 2.

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 3

You’re not strong enough to fight us on this one. You should go pick on some little guys to train up first.
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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 2

What? Sorry? No, sorry, I don’t have time to write an introduction to an advent window. I’ve started playing the game inside it again, and I’m… look, just open it yourself, I need to keep playing.

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 1

This probably isn’t a warning you need in this, the year of Luigi month of Christmas and all its attendant gluttony.
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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar 2013

Lovingly drawn by the hand of Walker
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