Posts Tagged ‘Advent 2013’

The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 14

By RPS on December 14th, 2013.

And then I opened the advent calendar door, and this massive explosion erupted from behind it, sending out fireballs all around. I was quick to dash about, rescuing the innocent children, before single-handedly stopping the fire from spreading to the puppy orphanage… Well, okay, it wasn’t quite like that. Um, let’s try again.

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 13

By RPS on December 13th, 2013.

They could rebuild it. They had the technology. Better, stronger, faster.
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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 12

By RPS on December 12th, 2013.

Here it comes, with its lazy eye and its gammy leg. Take a seat before you do yourself an injury, you poor thing. Sit down and do what you so love to do – tell us about your family.
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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 11

By RPS on December 11th, 2013.

There are many sights to see through this next door, which is the start of a very long journey indeed. If it snows, we’ll stop at the side of the road and watch the lights going by while the world sleeps. But always remember – business before pleasure.

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 10

By RPS on December 10th, 2013.

No, for heaven’s sake, you can’t just walk straight through the door – they’ll see you. Come, over here, there is another way, for those who know how to reach it.
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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 9

By RPS on December 9th, 2013.

The elves at the North Pole are unionising and some have even begun to strike at the front of Daddy Chrimble’s toy factory. It’s all on account of the latest addition to the machine room floor. They say its gears hunger for little elven fingers and they refuse to go near. Let’s take a look and see what all the fuss is about.

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 8

By RPS on December 8th, 2013.

Way hay and up we rises, way hay and up we rises, too damned early in the morning for our liking.
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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 7

By RPS on December 7th, 2013.

Christmas shopping is a pain. A leg-straining, brain-draining pain. If only there could be more than one of you. Then you’d also have time to bake those cookies, assault those obnoxious carolers with a rake, and ponder the link between body and soul or, indeed, if there is one at all. If only…

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 6

By RPS on December 6th, 2013.

At Christmas, it is traditional for families to come together and share gifts, food, conversation and the occasional drunken slur. Behind this next door, everything is relative.

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 5

By RPS on December 5th, 2013.

Where is it? Dammit, I know I put it somewhere. Hang on, it’s probably fallen down between the arm of the chair and the cushion… No. Damn! Where the bloody hell has it gone? Oh, is it behind this door?

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The Amazing & Astonishing RPS Advent Calendar: Day 4

By RPS on December 4th, 2013.

Hmmmmmm. Okay. And just look into here… Thank you. Place your thumb here… Thank you. Okay. Yes. Yes, you can proceed to open door number 2.

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