Ubisoft’s officially taken the star-spangled wraps off Assassin’s Creed III‘s first batch of DLC, and it’s probably not what you were expecting. Well, OK, it’s partially exactly what you were expecting – for instance, one of those ever-popular pay-it-all-upfront Season Passes and a couple helpings of extra multiplayer content. But then there’s also the part where you’re trying to kill George Washington. Evil United States Post-Revolutionary God Emperor George Washington. Alternate history, ahoy!