Look, are things really so bad in Lordran? Sure, it’s swarming with undead and we’re all a few short hours away from losing our minds, but it works, doesn’t it? Lifts are still moving, traps keep on rolling, and most people have given up on complaining. But wait: this was an elaborate metaphor for Games for Windows – Live. “Bwhaaaaaa?” you cry, unable to believe such artful wordsmithing, but it’s true. And that’s not all. Watch this simile: like the Chosen Undead replacing Lord Gwyn and linking the bonfires, Dark Souls is going from GFWL to Steamworks.