Morning my chirruping and greasy internetlings. Did you know that download-only multiplayer shooter Breach has been released? Alright. But did you know Eurogamer has also published my review? Yes! It’s like some kind of coincidence. In the review, I say things like this:
The English language has one four letter word which is more beautiful, more important and more heartening than any other. You know which word I’m talking about. It’s a word that can bring weightlessness to a lonely spirit, that can chase away the dark, that can come to define you existence. I bet you want to hear it right now. There’s no shame in that.