
Walking around the house very slowly with a fish bowl on your head. Listening to Nick Drake’s final album while eating roast clanger. Showing your bare buttocks to perfect strangers… there are numerous totally valid ways of commemorating the 40th anniversary of the first human lunar trespass. Me, I’m going to honour the crew of Apollo 11 by spending my lunch hour researching Saturn V rockets and turning M. Dietrich into the best damn astronautess NASA has ever seen.

