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Afternoon Valve Nonsense Round-Up

Posted by John Walker on January 15th, 2008.

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It seems churlish not to link to all this madness.

First up, it’s TF2 in Lego!

Lego makes everything at least 45% better.

Follow the link, as there’s lots more of these, and it’s obligatory that you look at them.

Next, how about a Weighted Companion Cube made of balloons?

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Coulton on Portal

Posted by Alec Meer on October 23rd, 2007.

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In case you missed it, MTV’s gaming blog ‘Multiplayer’ yesterday threw up an interview with Jonathan Coulton, the dude who wrote Portal’s ever-catchy Still Alive, about the story behind that very song. It’s fun, if not hugely illuminating, but most importantly addresses the vital cake question:

I don’t think I ever got any cake, but they [Valve] promised it all along. I will say they have the greatest table of snacks in their kitchen that I have ever seen: baskets and baskets of granola bars, and candy and all kinds of gum and Tootsie Rolls and Nerds and Doritos in little bags.

Valve’s Eric Wolpaw (and ex-Old Man Murray funnyking) weighs in at one point, revealing that also considered for Portal’s music was Ben Folds. Ew. I suspect I’ll have nightmares tonight about a horrific alternate reality where that actually happened, like the ones I sometimes have about Robert Zemeckis sticking with Eric Stoltz instead of Michael J. Fox for Back To The Future.

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More Weighted Companion Cube Love

Posted by Alec Meer on October 13th, 2007.

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The world, quite understandably, simply adores Portal’s silent square. While we all tough out the agonising wait until Christmas to snuggle up to an official Weighted Companion Cube plushie, here’s a couple more wallpapers that RPS readers have kindly pointed out.

Chris sends this piece of widescreen eyeball delight, available in multiple shades including ‘toxic green’ and ‘hot pink’:

And Wolf sends his own fine creation, available in widescreen and full-fat flavours here.

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Satellite Salute

Posted by Tim Stone on October 4th, 2007.

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Beeep... Beeep... Beeep...

The RPS guide to staging your very own Sputnik Commemorative Event.

You will need:

- Five minutes of preparation time.
- One copy of freeware space flight simulator Orbiter.
- One copy of the equally free Project R-7 add-on.
- Appropriate sounds (I recommend Bach, Glass, or this).
- Vodka (optional).

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