Posts Tagged ‘cracked’

7 Commandments Get Cracked

By John Walker on April 30th, 2008.

Not enough stuff is written in stone these days.

The excellent folks at Cracked.com have announced some new rules for videogames, and by the law of Enough Of Them Being PC, we link away.

We are here to condemn Grand Theft Auto IV, and other equally great games, not out of hatred, but out of love. For it does no good to point out the flaws in bad games as bad games by definition cannot be saved. No, we aim to save gaming from the abyss by pointing out the sins of games like the Elder Scrolls and Half Life series, games made by creators who actually care. It is in that spirit that we proclaim the commandments that they have broken, so that they may be redeemed.

Some of it’s familiar – too much WW2, etc – but more importantly, a lot of it is filled with ire and rage. We like ire and rage. So yes, they missed your one. Post it below.

, , .

32 Comments »

Games We’ll Never Know

By John Walker on April 21st, 2008.

Their mock-up is 3902 times better than ours - so we've stolen theirs.

Cracked.com have put together a list of 10 Highly Anticipated Video Games You’ll Never Get To Play. And it contains just enough PC games for a link from us. Bemoaning the lost of games like StarCraft Ghost, Star Trek Online, Darkfall, and inevitably Duke Nukem Forever.

Read the rest of this entry »

, , .

46 Comments »