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Click To Behead: The Social Game Of Thrones

By Alec Meer on May 21st, 2012.

The Pete Campbell of Westeros

If it’s popular, it gets a tie-in social network game that’s launched on Facebook with a big old song’n'dance and then slumps into obscurity a few months later. EA have just this weekend taken the insidious Dragon Age Legends out the back of the sheds and put it out of its misery, but if you are still craving glacially slow, micro-transacted up the wazoo fantasy empire-building then perhaps the Facebook Game Of Thrones: Ascent will fill that bizarre void in your life. Of course, if it was truly faithful to the books/TV show, victory would stem from asking any relatives you have on Facebook to agree to the most unsavoury liasions with you. I would applaud such a design decision, and then start retching violently.
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