We tell you these video games are real, but what do you know? “Yeah, Alien: Isolation is so scary,” we tell you, while tittering behind our hands because we know there’s a rocket launcher by the lava pit in level three. “Oculus Rift yeah? It’s magic,” we say. It’s not. It’s a miniature head-mounted lunchbox made for people with bad memories who forget their sandwiches the second they’re out of sight. What do you know? You don’t know any better.
Your own eyes may learn some truths and uncover some lies in September at London’s Eurogamer Expo (or EGX London 2014, as it’s gone ‘cool’). The first part of its lineup is now announced, including the likes of Alien: Isolation, Evolve, Battlefield Hardline, and that handy Oculus Rift.