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Darkspore: The Even Seedier Side Of Life

By Richard Cobbett on February 14th, 2011.

Darkspore. Roughly 75% prettier than these rubbish official screenshots will make it look. Sorry. There are plasma waterfalls and floaty space bridges and really nice looking crystals and everything...

What has eight legs, three eyes, and a nose that spits deadly mucus? Doesn’t matter, just kill it in the face and take its stuff. Richard’s been playing a pre-release version of Spore’s psychotic cousin, where life is simple, death is cheap, and the only good alien is one that drops a particularly snazzy hat.

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