Disclaimer: I am rubbish at this. Terrible. Watching me attempt to get my head around Involuntary Runner is like watching a monkey build an atom bomb. I’m honestly surprised I haven’t accidentally set myself on fire as I clumsily attempt to coax my runner into action. The goal is simple: you have a runner, a man who you have to help run as far as he can. I’ll bet you’re waiting for a twist to come, yeah? Well here it is: you don’t directly control the runner, but you do have to keep his organs in good health. That means maintaining a steady rate of breathing, heart beat, while making sure he eats his food and controls his emissions. Yes, that last word means exactly what you think it means. Farts!
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Rude Health: Involuntary Runner
By Craig Pearson on December 7th, 2012.
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- NathanH : “The thing is that reading 500 pages of advanced mathematics that haven't been written with the purpose of communicating well is basically pure pain.” on The Sunday Papers
- WrenBoy : “@Cinek I named my firstborn after a BSG character so I guess Im foolishly biased. Agree with Werthead on the quality arc though.” on The Sunday Papers
- Werthead : “It's a well-written article, but it's based on nostalgia. Also, it talks very well about TNG's strengths (and some of its flaws), but it doesn't ...” on The Sunday Papers
- Cinek : “Which is kinda silly, cause I always thought all these mathematicians out there should be to do something actually useful instead of floating in safe ...” on The Sunday Papers
- WrenBoy : “@bluebomberman Voyager is certainly rubbish. On that we, the world and his mother can agree.” on The Sunday Papers
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