Posts Tagged ‘Five Nights At Freddy’s’

Jack In The Box: Five Nights At Freddy’s 3

By Adam Smith on March 5th, 2015.

Will I never learn?

RPS Towers, two days ago

Pip: Oh look, a new Five Nights At Freddy’s game [official site]*.

Adam: There are so many. I can’t play them all. There isn’t enough liquor in the world.

Pip: This isn’t one for Alice’s Encyclop√¶dia Animatronica. It’s Five Nights At Freddy’s 3.

Adam: OK. I’m going in.

I shouldn’t have gone in.

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A List Of 217 Five Nights At Freddy’s Fan Games

By Alice O'Connor on January 26th, 2015.

I've seen things.

My readme file obsession has tailed off in recent months, replaced by a fascination with fan games for Five Nights at Freddy’s [official site] – a game I’ve only played for ten minutes in the demo. Every morning I check Game Jolt, and every morning I see several new Five Nights games.

I realised how big it was when Fazbear and friends usurped Slender Man as the most popular fan game subject on Game Jolt. As I write this, the host-o-community has at least 217 entries that are clearly FNAF fan games. And that 217 is only on one site. And only since September. I didn’t know what to do with my obsession beyond compile it into one huge list so that’s what I did, okay.

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Living For The Weekend: Five Nights at Freddy’s 3 Teased

By Graham Smith on January 5th, 2015.

I’ve not played Five Nights At Freddy’s or its similarly horrorsome, animatronic sequel, but Adam came to appreciate its well-crafted tension and I do enjoy its commonly-used, lazy-sounding acronym. What’s that game you’re playing? “Fnaf,” you say, and slip down your chair. What’s that game that got a sequel just a few months after its first release at the tail end of 2014? “Fnaf,” you say, head lolling to one side, tongue protruding, eyelids heavy.

What’s the game that’s now getting a second sequel? Yeah – fnaaaa– Five Nights At Freddy’s 3 is being made.

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Behind The Mask: Five Nights At Freddy’s

By Adam Smith on December 12th, 2014.

I hadn’t played Five Nights At Freddy’s until Saturday night and when I finally got around to it, the game made me angry. I stomped around my flat, complained loudly about how much I hate jump scares and screamers, and told anyone who would listen that the whole thing is terribly designed.

Stress can make liars of us all.

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Animatronic Terrors: Five Nights At Freddy’s 2

By Alice O'Connor on October 22nd, 2014.

HELLO.

Let’s all be quite clear about one thing: I am still young and cool and vibrant. Good. Obviously I know about all the cool things young people like myself are up to, and those small jumpscare horror games we all enjoy with our cool friends. Slender Man is so 2012, SCP games are over, and creepypasta hacks were too goofy to ever catch on. No, now we’re all into Five Nights at Freddy’s and being a night watchman stalked by horrifying animatronic animals come to life to murder you. Or they were a few months ago. We were. Us. Me too. Oh I don’t know, I just don’t know any more.

But I do know creator Scott Cawton has announced Five Nights at Freddy’s 2, and it looks frightful.

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Five Nights At Freddy’s Looks Creepier Than Knotweed

By John Walker on August 21st, 2014.

I almost don’t want to know what Five Nights At Freddy’s really is. I feel like it can never live up to the bemusing insanity of its in-game trailer. A trailer that made an actual l come ol from my mouth at the end.

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza is some sort of grotesque cut-price Chuck E Cheese, where the kids are entertained by animatronic life-size puppets of Freddy the bear and his robot friends. And, well, at night time they seem to come to life. You’re hired as an overnight security guard to… do something about it? Prepare to NOPE.

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