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We Knew It Was Coming

By Kieron Gillen on June 9th, 2008.

An auto-propulsive phallus, yesterday.

PCG’s Tim Edwards takes the prize for being the first guy to make a cock into a character when he went hands on with Spore. Come September, inevitably, millions of others will swiftly join Tim’s little fella – making this a release date at least one other way. Being mentally four, I’ll probably make one too. For those who are about to cock: we salute you.

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