The Katchup contains a delicious new entry this week that goes by the name, ‘The Adventures of Dash’. It stars a narcoleptic boy. Then there’s Back to Bed, a success story that contains a sleepwalking chap. Yet here I am, an insomniac man, writing on the internet at one o’clock in the morning. If computer games can teach people to fire guns and drive cars then why can they not teach me to sleep? But, hey, there are loads of successful projects again this week so that’s good. I’m going to eat a block of cheese and hope for terrible but inspirational nightmares.