Posts Tagged ‘live free play hard’

Live Free Play Hard: Flowers to Womans, Guns to Mans

By Porpentine on December 1st, 2013.

The most fragile truck in the world. Multiplayer temporal loop. MALE CRIME WORLD SIMULATION.

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Live Free Play Hard: The Theme Is Vegetable Murder

By Porpentine on November 24th, 2013.

Massively multiplayer alien invasion simulator. Magical artifact tester. You are the worst NPC.

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Live Free Play Hard: BUBSY’S BACK

By Porpentine on November 17th, 2013.

I felt that explicitly conflating romance with navigating a cavern full of leering underground slime monsters was too psychologically revealing

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Live Free Play Hard: THE WORLD’S TOP SECRET AGENT…IS A CINDERBLOCK

By Porpentine on November 10th, 2013.

Most of these games violate Nature’s plan by letting you pretend to be weird-ass inhuman creatures.

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Live Free Play Hard: GARLO’S BACK

By Porpentine on November 3rd, 2013.

Yume Nikki 3D. Genderqueer hell. RADIOACTIVE ZOMBIE MARIE CURIE. Read the rest of this entry »

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Live Free Play Hard: YOU THREW YOUR CANDY ON THE GROUND??????????????????????????????

By Porpentine on October 27th, 2013.

You know what this is.

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Live Free Play Hard: Hang Out With Mice Forever

By Porpentine on October 20th, 2013.

Only one of these games has cute little mice in it and that’s why videogames suck.

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Live Free Play Hard: A New Site For Girl Games That Are All About Cursing Your Enemies

By Porpentine on October 13th, 2013.

“a new site for Girl Games that are all about cursing your enemies and summoning beautiful goddesses”. Gentrification gun. Feminist body horror.
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Live Free Play Hard: Love Your Meat Because You Made It

By Porpentine on October 6th, 2013.

Unsettling dreams. Pay-to-win government nomic. Asexual plumber reproduction.

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Live Free Play Hard: I’m Friends With The Octopus

By Porpentine on September 29th, 2013.

All these games teach terrible ethical lessons. All of them.

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Live Free Play Hard: THIS IS WHERE WE TRAIN OUR BUBBLES FOR COMBAT

By Porpentine on September 22nd, 2013.

Cyborg hell. I still dream of Orgonon, I wake up sidescrolling.

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Live Free Play Hard: Sorry, I Don’t Date Games Without Guns In Them

By Porpentine on September 15th, 2013.

The world in your backyard. 10 seconds to say goodbye. Ragdoll torture chamber.

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Live Free Play Hard: In Case of Emergency Smash Glass And Take Sword

By Porpentine on September 8th, 2013.

Interactive Voguing Experience. Venusian gangster rap FPS. Collaborative hypersound fiction.

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