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Headblaster Is Frantic, Hilarious, Head-Exploding Fun

By Nathan Grayson on August 12th, 2013.

LOUD NOISES

You’ll be lucky if your first round of Headblaster lasts more than a minute. It’s not an unfair game by any means; it’s just that you’re working under some rather, er, strict conditions. See, you have this headache. I doubt it’s anything serious – I mean, everybody gets headaches – but you should probably cram your gullet full of heaving horse pills all the same. Just to be safe. For some reason, though, the local law enforcement types really don’t like you. But you can’t stop to talk to them because goodness gracious your cranium is really throbbing and your vision’s crackling like an old television and your skin feels like it’s covered in swirling stove tops and and and and…

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