Are you ready for a painfully tired joke? Oh man, you’d better sit down for this one. That way, you won’t be able to throw your chair at me. OK, here goes: we haven’t heard anything substantial about Project Eternity… in an eternity. Urgh. I told you it would be painful. It really has been a while, though, so let us excitedly giggle and wriggle over Obsidian’s breakdown of the modern hopefully-classic’s stronghold system. You can tax people! And imprison them! And somehow still be a “hero” I guess! Videogames!