Posts Tagged ‘review’

Wot I Think: Bik

By Jon Blyth on July 28th, 2014.

Please elaborate as I'm not sure whether to laugh.

Sometimes, you get a little glimpse of how you’re perceived by the world. That can be flattering, like when you leave a suicide note and hide in the wardrobe while everyone starts improvising really sweet eulogies over a human beatbox. Then there’s this line of an email, which neatly captures why I was considered appropriate for this review of sci-fi point-and-click adventure game Bik:

“The trailer maybe contains a scene in which an alien uses a machine to force feed poop into a child’s mouth? And you are that child!”

Some games writers focus on social justice, others carve themselves a sex niche. I’m the poop guy. Hi!

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Wot I Think: Gods Will Be Watching

By John Walker on July 24th, 2014.

Deconstructeam’s Ludum Dare entry Gods Will Be Watching is now a fully-realised game, released by oh-so-impish publishers Devolver Digital. Described as a “point and click thriller”, it’s, well, not that. It’s something else. Something… well, here’s wot I think:

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Wot I Think: Dynetzzle Extended

By John Walker on July 22nd, 2014.

Dynetzzle Extended may be the worst name of a game I’ve ever seen, but the puzzle is interesting. I took a look at the free 10 level version back in March, and now the full 25 level version is released, for a mere single dollar. Does it expand nicely into a larger puzzle game? Here’s wot I think:

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Wot I Think: Quest For Infamy

By Richard Cobbett on July 16th, 2014.

Isn’t it just typical? You wait sixteen years for a new game that picks up where the Quest for Glory series left off, and suddenly four of them come along at once… or close enough, anyway. Hot on the trails of Heroine’s Quest, with Mage’s Initiation and the original creators’ Hero-U: Rogue To Redemption still to come, Quest for Infamy wants to take a rather less heroic approach to its mix of RPG and adventure. But do the bad guys really have more fun? Here’s Wot I Think…

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Wot I Think: Car Mechanic Simulator 2014

By Tim Stone on July 15th, 2014.

Here in the UK we have an annual ritual called the MOT test. Once a year, owners of automobiles over three years old, report to their local garages to have their holiday plans torpedoed, food budgets slashed and Christmases ruined. The oil-smeared cutpurses doing the torpedoing, slashing, and ruining are called ‘car mechanics’. This is their game.
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More Than A Bit Of Alright – Wot I Thought of Feral Vector

By Philippa Warr on July 14th, 2014.

The logo does look a bit like underpants, yes.

Having just stepped into a church crypt I was confronted with the prospect of a talk on art and videogames. This could so easily be the opening sentence for a horror novel aimed at games journos or internet commenters. Luckily it was actually part of Feral Vector.

Feral Vector – previously A Bit Of Alright, previously World of Love – is an indie games conference curated by David Hayward (he of the Leftfield collection at Eurogamer events). The event I was attending had a room dedicated to games people could actually play, another whose chair infestation and projector lent it to talks and a third which was a tearoom and Puzzle Script classroom. Sidenote: the tearoom windows don’t seem to open so I spent twenty minutes having some kind of Lapsang sauna.

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Wot I Think: Divinity – Original Sin

By Adam Smith on July 11th, 2014.

Some RPGs are built around systems and some are built around scripts. Divinity: Original Sin is an example of the former and its one of the finest I’ve ever seen. Oops. Gave away the ending. Larian’s lates is a single or two-player cooperative RPG with turn-based combat, crafting and an enormous world full of objects to interact with and NPCs to converse with or kill. No knowledge of previous Divinity games is required but an appreciation of the older school of roleplaying may help you to acquire this particular taste.

It’s a sprawling game, responsible for some of the most interesting experiences I’ve had in all my years of gaming. I could write about it for weeks but I’ve limited myself to a single feature. For now. It’s broken up into three parts, all of which are below.

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Wot I Think – The Wolf Among Us Episode 5: Cry Wolf

By Alec Meer on July 11th, 2014.

Well, how to do this without spoilers? “In the final episode of the first season of Telltale’s adaptation of/prequel to comic series Fables, the current storyline is concluded semi-satisfactorily and there are more quick-time events than usual.” There you go, we’re done here.

Fine. FINE. You want more? Fine.
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Wot I Think: A Story About My Uncle

By Philippa Warr on June 30th, 2014.

A Story About My Uncle is actually a story about the narrator’s uncle told as a bedtime story to a small child. Said uncle is a brilliant scientist – a whimsical and even-tempered version of Uncle Quentin from the Famous Five books. A blackboard in his abandoned house reveals that he has built some kind of waste disposal system possibly powered by starlight. The story begins as the child version of the narrator enters the garbage disposal dimension rift thingummy to go looking for him.

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Wot I Think: Sniper Elite 3

By Tim Stone on June 30th, 2014.

Try RPS sister site Auk, Sandpiper, Shelduck for the Snipe Elite 3 review

If you’re looking for a Wot I Think on the recently released Snipe Elite 3 – a game in which you spend most of your time wading around wet meadows, using a long bill to probe mud for worms and larvae, you are in the wrong place. This is a Wot I Think on the recently released Sniper Elite 3 – a game in which you spend most of your time waddling around dry wadis, using a long arm to probe flesh for bones and organs. The only feathers you’ll find here are feather palms, the only helpless invertebrates Axis soldiers crudely de-spined by Lee-Enfields and M1 Garands. Read the rest of this entry »

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Wot I Think (Part Three): Wildstar

By Philippa Warr on June 26th, 2014.

We always feel that MMOs are difficult to review in a single article, and Wildstar is even larger than most. To give a broader sense of what playing it is like, we asked Philippa Warr to venture inside and report back in three parts (part one, part two). Part three covers player housing, long-term roleplay and the subscription fee.

There is a giant monstrous snail guarding the entrance to my space house. The house has a doormat made from bread. From that you can surmise that I’ve been experimenting with the decorating and cosmetic functions in Wildstar.

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Wot I Think: Heroes Rise: The Prodigy / The Hero Project

By Richard Cobbett on June 26th, 2014.

They say a picture's worth a thousand words, and in my line of work, I should know. For the dame who entered my office just now though, I only need the one. And it's not like it's going to be 'no.'
‘You are the detective, are you not?'
I nod. That's what it says on the door. ‘Course, the side of it she came in from's not seen much footfall these past days. Not had much reason to go out myself, since getting that special on gin.
‘What can I do for you, Miss-‘
The dame holds up a gloved finger. ‘Mrs,' she corrects. ‘Mrs. Pembrose-Amberley.'
‘Pembrose-‘ I know that name. ‘As in Pembrose-Amberley, the Screenshot King?'
‘My husband went missing three days ago,' she says, lighting up a long white cigarette. ‘I don't think I have to tell you what that means.'
She does not. If the Screenshot King is gone, that means the Textual Revolution may finally have made its move against the graphical bourgeoisie.
‘I'll take the case,' I tell her. We both know it's a formality.

Heroes Rise proudly declares itself the first text adventure on Steam. Pffft. Reading words? On a screen? That someone wrote? Who’s got time for that nonsense, eh? What’s that, Graham? I do what for a living? Ah. I have just been informed that I was just kidding. Who needs graphics anyway? But! Do its first two parts have the power to overclock and fully exploit the most powerful gaming processor in the world, the Intel i7 47YOUR MOIST HUMAN BRAIN? Here’s Wot I Think…

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Wot I Think: Castle – Never Judge A Book By Its Cover

By John Walker on June 25th, 2014.

Oh Richard, you're so smooth.

I am not here. I’m back to full-time on RPS in a month, in the meantime up to all manner of secret projects the likes of which would make you far too excited. And in my time away, I’ve not had cause to worry one bit about my co-owned business, in the hands of my phenomenally talented colleagues. Well, until I noticed something pretty serious had happened. A Castle-based PC game had been released on Steam, and not A SINGLE WORD has been written about it. WHAT IN THE?

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