By Kieron Gillen on December 14th, 2007.
God, I’m stuffed. Jim just brought back a king-sized chocolate-coated Kit-kat from the shops for me to guzzle greedily along with my self-deluding diet-coke. Anyway, properly sated, I better open today’s window on RPS’ Fairtrade advent calendar and see what I find.
Oh no.
By Jim Rossignol on December 13th, 2007.
The 13th of December is traditionally the day when we celebrate being hungry here at RPS. There are numerous ways to satiate that hunger, and therefore celebrate it. You can have a bowl of Weetabix, eat an apple, make a sandwich from last night’s curry, or, more seasonally, open a window on our Fairtrade advent calendar.
Because you know what’s in there.
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By Kieron Gillen on December 12th, 2007.
Chocolate. There’s got to be some around here somewhere. There’s none in the cupboard. There’s none beneath the desk. There’s none in any of the RPS-towers crates. There’s no chocolate any-bleeding-where. I give up. Better open a window on our Fairtrade advent calendar.
Mein Gott! What’s this?
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By Jim Rossignol on December 11th, 2007.
Christmas, huh, what is it good for? It’s good for opening a window on our Fairtrade advent calendar. Mmmhmmmm!
What lies within?
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By Alec Meer on December 10th, 2007.
It’s probably futile linking to a Fairtrade advent calendar now there’s only 15 days until Christmas. (15 DAYS! Oh God, no.) But hey, it’s only polite. So today, we’re opening another door. Don’t try and stop us.
By RPS on December 9th, 2007.
By John Walker on December 8th, 2007.
Quicksmart children. To your rooms, tickitysplit. It’s jolly well time to open another page of our RPS-approved fairtrade advent calendar. In all your wildest dreams, what could be there?
By John Walker on December 7th, 2007.
The time is nigh. We can put it off no longer. We must reach deep inside ourselves and find the strength to open another page of our RPS-approved fairtrade advent calendar. Frightened? We can do this.
By Jim Rossignol on December 6th, 2007.
Like you, we can’t wait until December 25th. On that day we can all happily celebrate the birth of Father Christmas and put our troubles aside. But there’s still weeks to go, so we’ll have to think of something to pass the time. One thing we can do is open a window on our RPS-approved Fairtrade advent calendar. What’s behind the door…
By Alec Meer on December 5th, 2007.
We four kings of RPS are,
Bearing words we traverse afar (online),
Guns and looting, tanks and questing,
Following yonder, um, PC gaming.
Yes, the hour is upon us – another door of our RPS-approved fairtrade advent calendar must be opened. What lurks beyond?
By John Walker on December 4th, 2007.
Hold my hand. Squeeze tight. It’s time to open our RPS-approved fairtrade advent calendar. What’s behind the door…
