Alice and Pip are talking about Superhot. It’s one of Pip’s most anticipated games of the year and Alice is pretty amped about anything which makes her look even more cool as she roams the land taking dudes down…
Alice: Oh no.
Pip: What do you mean “Oh no.” You don’t even know what I’m going to say yet. I could be about to tell you of an exciting new pond for you to go swimming in.
Alice: I know you find my ponding more worrying than exciting, so this is cruel teasing for the sake of intro banter. Tell me what we’re talking about.
Pip: It’s only worrying because you can’t feel some of your limbs and appendages nowadays. Also you might get eaten by savage PIKE.
We’re talking about SUPERHOT, by the way.
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