Browsing through Kongregate‘s massive multi-quadrillion game library is a lot like searching for a needle in a haystack. But with your eyes – and thankfully, fewer needles. So I was poring over a sea of boring brown blah – basic, hackneyed platformer here, anime fantasy epic clan war clash there – when I noticed a game simply titled Tadpole. “Well,” I figured, “maybe that’ll be interesting. I was always sad Frogger never got a prequel.” And then, as these things so often do, it turned out to not be about frogs. It turned out to not be about frogs at all.