Posts Tagged ‘The 7th Guest’

The Scariest News Of All: The 7th Guest 3 Announced

By John Walker on October 31st, 2013.

This is too much, even for Halloween. Proof that the universe hates me, and that entropy affects video games, is the announcement of The 7th Guest 3. I thought the evil of the two previous dreadful games had been safely locked in the 90s, but keep your pets inside, they’ve escaped. You think you remember liking them? You’re forgetting what an idiot you were when you were 20 years younger. These half-arsed petrol station puzzle book puzzles, draped in the dullest FMV since man first drew on cave walls, were a novelty at the time. 7th Guest even predates the ghastly Myst, for dazzling our dumbass eyes with pre-rendered backgrounds and Z-list actors drooling careless dialogue projected over the top. You can fund it via Kickstarter!

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NOOOOOO, IT STILL HAUNTS: A Third 7th Guest Game

By John Walker on March 7th, 2013.

As the debate rages on about the existence of a loving God, vast evidence has been uncovered by those arguing “no”. In a brutal blow to religionists everywhere. Polygon reports that a third 7th Guest game is in development.

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Bad Old Games: The 7th Guest Is Unleashed Once More

By John Walker on February 9th, 2012.

Oh just fuck off.

Everyone has at some point taken a pop at the first G of GOG’s acronym. Megarace? Postal 2? Alone In The Dark 4? Then just when you want to campaign they should just call it “Old Games”, they bring us a Syndicate, a Thief, a Deus Ex. So today’s announcement? Which way will it go? Up or down? Great or hate?

Pllrrrrrbbbbbbbbb. The 7th Bloody Guest.

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