You probably want over a thousand new rooms, 120 new items, 8 new bosses, 25 new enemies, 4 alternate chapters, 10 new challenges, a new game mode and daily runs for twitchy Catholic horror roguelike/twin-stick shooter The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth [official site]. You probably want to know when you can have those things, too.
I will tell you: October 30th. That is one day before there are lots of student house parties attended by sexy zombies and people who think dressing as one of the Avengers counts as a Halloween costume. And one day before every single videogame in existence adds a one-day-only spooky mode. So at least the Afterbirth expansion – that name being the first time I’ve felt just a little bit repulsed by The Binding of Isaac’s body horror grotesquery – is getting in there first.
Full details on the add-on plus a CGI-y trailer below.