Posts Tagged ‘The Games Of Christmas 2009’

The Games of Christmas: December 13th

By RPS on December 13th, 2009.

Talk to the hand.
In our dreams we can fly. In real life, however, we are like sea-slugs, grubbing about in the murky silt at the bottom of the atmosphere. We can do nothing but fall. So take our hand as we plummet through our seasonally festive advent-o-calendar, and think only of the indicative index finger of the one true leader of the Autobots as we discover…

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The Games of Christmas: December 12th

By Kieron Gillen on December 12th, 2009.

I have invented a time-machine for this post. Thank you.
It’s not exactly seasonal our twelfth game of Christmas. More the sort of thing which Herod got up to after Jesus had entered this world. But on a football field. With orcs. Whatever could it be? Follow the digit of the one true leaders of the Autobots to find out…
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The Games Of Christmas: December 11th

By RPS on December 11th, 2009.


You there! Did you design your own face? No? Well that’s a shame. Perhaps you might want to look at fixing that, at least in the land of videogames. And that’s precisely what you can do in the game that lies beyond today’s portal, in our seasonally festive advent-o-calendar, in the land at the end of the fingertips of the one true leader of the Autobots…
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The Games Of Christmas: December 10th

By RPS on December 10th, 2009.


If there’s one game this year that the leader of the Autobots didn’t expect to enjoy, then it was the next one you’ll find behind today’s door in the seasonally festive advent-o-calendar. He just loved it, and thanks to Hivemind’s cheery commentary, you can learn to love it too.

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The Games Of Christmas: December 9th

By RPS on December 9th, 2009.

Do you know what the one true leader of the Autobots is pointing at? You don’t, do you? But you must. Imagine if you never found out, perhaps dropped dead of a heart attack in the next fifteen seconds? Life would be meaningless. You must click, click now, to see what lies within the mighty seasonally festive advent-o-calendar.

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The Games Of Christmas: December 8th

By RPS on December 8th, 2009.

This door of the glorious RPS Advent-o-Calendar is proving tricky to open. We’ve tried prying it with our fingers, sticking a kitchen knife in the gap and levering it, and telekinesis. But none of it’s working. It looks like the only option left is to smash it with a giant hammer. Use the guiding hand of the one true leader of the Autobots to aim your blow.

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The Games Of Christmas: December 7th

By RPS on December 7th, 2009.


We’re alone in the woods. The enemy are almost upon us. There’s only one way out, and it’s through the that door… yes that one over there on our incredible seasonal advent calendar. Remain steadfast, because we never leave a man behind, not least when we’re following the finger of the one true leader of the Autobots to discover…
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The Games Of Christmas: December 6th

By RPS on December 6th, 2009.

A sudden gloom strikes the shiny doors of our incredible seasonal advent calendar… What are these signs of trouble on the horizon? Could be a journey into madness? We fear for what might lay ahead. What terrible secrets lie behind the fourth door of Christmas? Fear not, take heart, and trust in the hand of the one true leader of the Autobots as we discover…
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The Games Of Christmas: December 5th

By RPS on December 5th, 2009.


The fifth door on our our incredible seasonal advent calendar doth tremble. But why should that be? What kind of machine lies behind it that would shake the very earth? Follow the hand of the one true leader of the Autobots as we discover the fifth of our games of the year…
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The Games Of Christmas: December 4th

By RPS on December 4th, 2009.


Friday, and the end of our first week of door-opening. More of the best is yet to come, of course, including today’s offering, which we count as one of the most fascinating accomplishments of 2009. But what could it be? Only a journey through the electronic portal of our incredible seasonal advent calendar will tell you. Follow the hand of the one true leader of the Autobots as we discover…
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The Games Of Christmas: December 3rd

By RPS on December 3rd, 2009.


Three days of advent calendarism leave us feeling like it’s time for a change of pace. Could that change lie behind the third door of our incredible seasonal advent calendar? All signs points point to yes, so ready your mouse, and prepare the click-drag selection-box of victory as we ride upon the hand of the one true leader of the Autobots, to discover…
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