Last night when falling asleep I came up with a great introduction for this week’s This Week In Reviews. But I don’t remember it any more. You can be assured that it was hilarious. Seriously, really funny. Instead, we’ll have to do with: the only reviews you’ll need of this week’s releases, if what you need from reviews is lies that half the time aren’t even pretending to be reviews.
In this hilarious comedy of errors, you play the Greek hero at an evening of gay speed-dating. After slaying the Medusa it’s time to get suited up, come up with a convincing lie for Andromeda, and head down to the local town hall. Each of the two-minute minigames presents a unique challenge, as you try to find a lover for the Grecian monster slayer. But make sure Cepheus doesn’t find out, or you’ll be F.E.A.R.ing the inlaws!