As you’ll have noticed, RPS is yet to have brought you a review of Battlefield 3. This is because, unfortunately, EA seemed to forget to give us a copy in advance of release. So instead, below is a picture of a puppy on a unicorn.
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Second Life Must Be Stopped
By Jim Rossignol on September 7th, 2007.
Not really safe for work: A Second Life Herald reporter looks into how to procure cute baby unicorns/nightmares:
After much digging and several dead leads, I came upon Marcelle DeCuir, famed originator of this cult by way of Snapzilla. “I was hanging out with Polyester (Partridge) one day and she had the baby [unicorn], so I asked her where she got it. She pointed me towards Sensual Stoneworks, and I was shamelessly raped by a unicorn. I don’t mind”.
You get hold of baby unicorns by having your avatar bummed by an adult unicorn, or flame-hoofed horsey. I’d add more detail, but I’m not sure it would be appropriate. Other non-consensual fantasy couplings lie beyond the link.
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