Posts Tagged ‘unicorns’

Kaiser Versus Unicorns – Toy Soldiers: War Chest

By Alice O'Connor on August 12th, 2014.

What's the big deal about unicorns? They're just horses you can cut yourself on.

With a game box bordering the battlefield, dead soldiers toppling over as lifeless plastic, wind-up keys turning in tanks, and glimpses of the bedroom beyond when flying planes, Toy Soldiers charmingly pulled off the idea that it was all just kids mucking about. It went a bit wacky with this idea before in DLC, shaking a bucket of knights and wind-up robots over the World War I battlefield, but the third in the tower defence series was announced yesterday and crumbs, it’s really going for it.

Toy Soldiers: War Chest introduces Starbright and her legions of unicorns, pixies, and non-copyright-infringing Carebears to blow bubbles and rainbows at the German troops.

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RPS Exclusive Lack Of A Battlefield 3 Review

By John Walker on October 24th, 2011.

Well, it serves them right.

As you’ll have noticed, RPS is yet to have brought you a review of Battlefield 3. This is because, unfortunately, EA seemed to forget to give us a copy in advance of release. So instead, below is a picture of a puppy on a unicorn.

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Second Life Must Be Stopped

By Jim Rossignol on September 7th, 2007.

Not really safe for work: A Second Life Herald reporter looks into how to procure cute baby unicorns/nightmares:

After much digging and several dead leads, I came upon Marcelle DeCuir, famed originator of this cult by way of Snapzilla. “I was hanging out with Polyester (Partridge) one day and she had the baby [unicorn], so I asked her where she got it. She pointed me towards Sensual Stoneworks, and I was shamelessly raped by a unicorn. I don’t mind”.

You get hold of baby unicorns by having your avatar bummed by an adult unicorn, or flame-hoofed horsey. I’d add more detail, but I’m not sure it would be appropriate. Other non-consensual fantasy couplings lie beyond the link.


I love horses, best of all the animals?

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