Important post-weekend question. While speaking to Kotaku at the VGAs this weekend, did Gabe Newell:
A) Confirm that Half Life 3 will be a Wii U exclusive.
B) Reveal Valve’s plans to release a Steam Box that will replace desktop PCs entirely and force us all to sit on a couch for the rest of our lives.
C) Request ‘a little off the top’, mistakenly believing that he had walked into a particularly loud and very well-sponsored barber’s.
There’s only one way to find out – follow me down the Monday morning rabbit hole.