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Second Life Must Be Stopped

Not really safe for work: A Second Life Herald reporter looks into how to procure cute baby unicorns/nightmares:

After much digging and several dead leads, I came upon Marcelle DeCuir, famed originator of this cult by way of Snapzilla. “I was hanging out with Polyester (Partridge) one day and she had the baby [unicorn], so I asked her where she got it. She pointed me towards Sensual Stoneworks, and I was shamelessly raped by a unicorn. I don’t mind”.

You get hold of baby unicorns by having your avatar bummed by an adult unicorn, or flame-hoofed horsey. I’d add more detail, but I’m not sure it would be appropriate. Other non-consensual fantasy couplings lie beyond the link.

I love horses, best of all the animals?

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