Project FreezerCube: It Is Complete



So yes, it’s a wonky, gloopy, mishaped and not in 3D Weighted Companion Freezer, but it’s my wonky, gloopy, mishaped and not in 3D Weighted Companion Freezer. Someone else would have done a better job, but I hate that guy. So there. It’s my friend.


  1. Schmidt says:

    Don’t beat yourself up, they all look the same in the incinerator.

  2. Inflatable Moron says:

    Well Done! You might be the only person in England whose freezer is worth talking about.

  3. The Sombrero Kid says:

    those circles are free hand :)

  4. Andrew says:

    That really is great. Lovely stuff.

  5. Wroth says:

    Now do the other 5 sides.

  6. FaceOmeter says:

    man, i salute your dedication… it’s gonna put an age on you in 20 minutes when portal is like “most old skool game ever, look at those hilarious graphics, can you believe those were considered realisitc? LOL AT BASIC PHYSICS MANIPULATION”

  7. dartt says:

    Great Job John!

    This is a triumph.

  8. Mouj says:

    This has to be the most beautiful Weighted Companion FreezerCube to behold. I’m pretty sure this will seed vocations.

  9. Wroth says:

    Now somebody make a mold for weighted companion icecubes!

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  11. Nick says:

    I think the free hand style adds to the charm (and I mean that, honestly). Good job.

  12. Aquarion says:

    Does it contain cake?

  13. Aquarion says:

    I mean, I don’t expect the cake to still be moist, but would expect so when defrosted.


  14. KBKarma says:


    And, in order to get the rest of the joke, to Episode 1!

    Yes, I realise it’s from Portal. I just need to get Ep1 working, and then the Orange Box is a viable purchase, since it should WORK.

  15. JohnG says:

    Nice to know I’mnot the only one attempting WCC artwork.. c.f. link to

  16. The_B says:

    It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

    I’d better stop there before we get through the entire lyrics.

  17. bluespacetiger says:

    Is the next project going to be turning your sink into a euthanising incinerator?

  18. Ian Dorsch says:


  19. Cody says:

    That’s amazing. I’m being so sincere right now.

  20. Fat Zombie says:

    That’s pretty awesome, as it turns out.

  21. Patrick says:

    I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS

    I’m building a mobile robot companion cube, it’s great to see other WCC projects to get me motivated!

  22. The_B says:

    I said before get through the entire lyrics, dagnabbit!

  23. Kim says:

    Well Done – it looks very attractive.

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