Half-Life 1 & Half-Life 2 in 60 Seconds

In German, but it doesn’t make much difference, dummkopf.

(With thanks to Mike C for the find.)


  1. Dragon says:


    Incidentally, how do you register to make Gravatar’s show up? Doesn’t appear to be a link anywhere.

  2. Alec Meer says:

    The link’s right next to your name, Dragon.

  3. Babs says:

    ‘blah blah blah Mr. Freeman’

  4. derFeef says:

    Hmm, I thought this is old? But its fun – except the dancing striders…

  5. Seniath says:

    What’s wrong with dancing striders ;)

  6. derFeef says:

    I dont know,…. there must be something deep inside me that makes me disklike dancing striders. Or because I hate disco spheres ;)

  7. The_B says:

    It’s because you expect Hunters to jump out of the mirror ball at any moment.

  8. Tom Lillis says:

    Oh, dear God, I just woke up my neighbors because of all the noise I made choking on my coffee. “Well, the coffee was hotter than usual” was, amazingly, a much more dignified response than “these Germans on the internet made me laugh regarding a PC game about aliens.”

    Well, slightly more dignified, at least.

    I think.

  9. Tom Lillis says:

    Oh, and the fact that it’s in German does make a difference: it somehow makes it better. German in unexpected places makes almost everything funnier, except for possibly early 20th-century Europe.

  10. The_B says:

    Oh wait, I think I worked out the real reason you hate disco spheres. Your brain works like thus:

    Half Life – Aliens – Disco Ball – Saturday Night Fever – John Travolta – Battlefield Earth

  11. AbyssUK says:

    So when is half life the film coming ?? I hear Uwe Boll is looking for more IP’s.

  12. Junior says:

    So how long untill we get the mod for this?

    Bam! bam! bam!
    Peew! pew! poew!

  13. derFeef says:

    lol The_B
    I love the “Blah Blah Blah Mr. Freeman” It sums up what the gman is telling you in hl2 very well

  14. go says:

    “German in unexpected places makes almost everything funnier”

    zitiert weil wahr

  15. Matu says:

    link to uk.youtube.com was almost as good. However, for a sleepless night, do watch his Hitman movies.

  16. Jeremy says:

    I’m sure I’ve seen that somewhere in English.

  17. stefan2904 says:

    hehe, yes. nice. but i think there is also an english version!?

  18. Alex Hopkinson says:

    That was awesome.