Hello Kitty Online Beta

I know! You can barely contain yourself: the closed beta signups are now online for Sanrio's Hello Kitty Online project. Oh boy! There's a whole bunch of cuddly information about what will happen if you're lucky enough to sign up...

Accept and complete missions to practice your skills and gain experience points and other worthwhile rewards, such as valuable items. Of course, Hello Kitty Online includes your favorite Sanrio characters such as Hello Kitty, My Melody, Pochacco, Badtz-Maru, and many others. They will serve as non-player characters and country leaders, providing guidance and new missions.

I notice my Firefox tabs cut off the full page header so that "Welcome To Hello Kitty Online" simply reads "Welcome To Hell..." You're probably right, Browser. I'm pretty sure we're reaching The End Of Cute, where Cute will reach critical mass and implode to create some kind of super-dense Hello Kitty merchandising, sucking us all into the candy-coloured abyss. Ah well, at least the looping cute website music puts a positive spin on things!