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Everyone was Kung-fu fighting/Bamboo-eating

The only pun that came to mind was one about the crocodile being made of poo, so would be a croc of shit. It's not even worth bothering, is it?

Despite the fact it’s out this week, RPS has given the game version of Kung Fu Panda surprisingly little coverage. When a major part of RPS’ mission is to give you blow by blow coverage of the latest movie-to-videogame licences, it’s a major oversight. We failed you, and we failed Kung fu Panda and we failed Jack Black. Our journalistic penises are flaccid. Weak. We try to make ammends by showing the launch-trailer, which you’ll find beneath the cut…

It’s not quite enough, is it? Nothing can remove the stain of failure from us. It’s going to be Seppuku all around at RPS towers. This is the end of the site. Farewell, cruel world. We tried, but it wasn’t enough.

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