Sorry about the downtime, folks. We’re migrating to a new server, because we are so very big and strong, but there’ve been a few wrinkles. For now all is well again, but expect a few short outages again tomorrow as we finalise everything. Thanks for your patience. That’s presuming you were patient. For all we know you’ve been so distressed by not being able to read us that you’ve been out and beaten every old person you can find to death with their own shoes. We quite understand. Anyway! Carry on.
Update – still a few problems, it seems. We can only apologise. Look at our little faces. See how they’re crying. Crying in shame, regret and embarrassment. How could you hate something so pitiful? You still love us, right?
(Normal service should be resumed tomorrow).