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Jenny McCarthy Has A Warrior Inside Her

Warrior Jenny McCarthy.

I like Jenny McCarthy. I think she’s pretty funny. I remember first seeing her on Singled Out and thinking she was great. My sister loves her pregnancy books. Look, full confession, I even kind of liked her sitcom, Jenny. It was awful, yes, but it seemed to know that. For seventeen episodes. But boy oh boy, does she suck in the clip from Red Alert 3 below.

Gemma Atkinson doesn’t come off much better. I wouldn’t possibly know about this, but the acting seems much like the in-between bits of the awful soft porn they used to show on Bravo after midnight when I was a student… I imagine. At any moment David Dachovny should appear reading a filthy letter to his dog. The sick weirdo.

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John Walker

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Once one of the original co-founders of Rock Paper Shotgun, they killed me out of jealousy. I now run buried-treasure.org

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