Eurogamer get me to review the Enhanced Edition of the Witcher. Wherein I start like this…
Not having read a film mag in years, I don’t know if they still do this, but… I always despised the dual-mark DVD review section where they give separate marks for films and add-ons, with a similar sort of split shown in the actual reviews in terms of what they talk about. Because if a film is rubbish, who cares if it’s got voiceover commentary by the entire cast’s family? It’s rubbish. You’re reviewing. That’s all that bloody matters.
The Witcher: Enhanced Edition has provided me with the latest in a long string of opportunities to be a dirty great hypocrite.
And continue for 1500 words or so. Read!