What’s better than a new video? Two new videos. What’s better than two new videos? Three new videos. What’s better than three new videos? Four new videos. However, if you go any higher than that it loops around and becomes rubbish again, so it’s lucky Paradox stopped there when choosing to release a new mass of footage of RPS-Unknown-Pleasure Majesty 2. You’ll find it below the hut, complete with Paradox’s video titles.
“Fighting is good for you”
This one’s about fighting.
“Build the fantasy city of your dreams”
This one’s about building a fantasy city.
“Buy the stuff heroes are made of”
This one’s about buying stuff for your heroes, to keep them sweet.
“Make your heroes earn their living”
This one’s about making your heroes to do stuff you want them to, which they’ve little interest in.
It seems like Majesty’s treatment of heroes is much like my treatment of lovers. Man!