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Filthy Ways To Leave Your Lover: Sims 3 Hands On

I didn't crop this to make it deliberately perverted. It just turned out that way. Note the mum's horrified, but the dad is proud.

I’ve been playing around with Sims 3 code for Eurogamer for a few weeks now. Impressions start like this…

I’m not sure what my highlight so far has been. It may have been having a guy die while making out with me, before immediately proceeding to call up his sister, have a little mourn, flirt, make out, ask out and then dump her, whilst standing over the grave of the brother. Or it may have been discovering the patriarch of the town has a daughter, who I end up going out with, only to dump brutally, before hearing the patriarch has died, chatting up the widow in the gym (I ask her if she’s single – surprise, she is!), and flirting with her enough to go steady. All in front of a crowd, including the upset daughter. Before dumping the widow. Only to later, in my dotage, get back together with the daughter and move into their epic townhouse.

Ah, business is good. Or at least slutty.

And continue ever-onwards. Review before launch. And RPS-members-in-game, obv.

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Kieron Gillen

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