I would pay…
£3 a month for all tutorials to not explain how to move the mouse, but rather explain key aspects unique to their game.
£21 for all tutorials to not freeze the action while I’m trying to do the required task in order to tell me how to do the required task.
£45 for every company logo screen at the start of a game to be skippable, forever.
£37 to never read another article about the death of the adventure game (go buy Time Gentlemen, Please this bloody instant).
An extra £10 for a version of Burnout: Paradise that loaded straight to the car on the road, and not the 47 screens I have to click through.
An extra £5 on top of that for it to never play Guns N’ Roses at me ever again.
£100 to never hear Paradise City by Guns N’ Roses ever again, anywhere.
£25 for there to never be another Leisure Suit Larry game.
£41 to never read another forum post informing me that all games critics are corrupt and take bribes and only write positive things if they’ve been paid.
£30 for someone to make a version of (the completely fantastic) DOSbox I can halfway begin to understand (because I am very stupid).
£55 for all games to have an option to switch subtitles on and switch voice acting off.
An extra £10 for any MMO that will give me a (worthwhile) mount from level 1.
£4.50 on top of any game price to have female characters with realistic breasts, possibly wearing baggy clothes.
£48 to ensure no game ever again takes away all my powers at any point.
£200 for all boss fights to be removed from all games forever.
Um. I’ve got four million more of these. What are you willing to pay for, readers?